[The responsibility of meaning being derived from the following fictional sketch lies solely with the reader.]
(The following is a conversation that took place on a social networking site between two separately competing friends.)
I want name!
I have money
donation kyo? donation denase life meaningful ban jaati hai..
I have money? bas.. everyone has money..big deal..
so what shud i do with my life?
ur asking me? That’s frankly sad man..
kudh ka sooch
motive kya hona chahiye?
why do we live?
teri life..tujhe pata hoona chahhiya..kuch life ke principles nahi hai kya tera?
i got no clue
then get a clue..
think about this..not making money..that’s easy!
principles ka kya karu main
gand me daalega! sala life jeeyehga apne liya unse..not for money or fuck
bore matt kar
apne liye ka kya matlab
bore mat kar matlab? sala uthjaa tu..
aise toh main kuch bhi na karu
kisi aur ke zindagi jee raha hai tu
kahi door beach me pada rahu
ya upar pahado me
koi kam karne ka mann toh karta nahi
toh maine kab bola kaam na kar..
par iss “kaam” sabdh ko khud define kar..
aur kaam kis liye karte hai?
kisi aur ke definition mat pakar!
bhai we all need some money
i dont want to depend on my dad
fuck no you don’t!
that’s why i need money
you can live easily without money..
and i am over love and marriage and shit
so i want someone who looks awesome
You’re 19..ur not over love
trust me i am
so fuck a hot prostitute..
love shuv ka chakker nahi pasand
what’s wrong with that?
bhai prostitute wala drama tujhe hi pasand hoga
i want someone who actually wants me
but you said you didn’t want love?
i mean, wo expecting anything in return
you only want someone hot..
so you want a prostitute..
i want katy perry
I don’t see the difference..
she is HOT
you’ll either be fucking a girl by giving money or love..
and not at all a prostitute
you are giving money.. but in the way of dates and gifts..
that’s same as prostitution..
she has enough money
bhai u r talking
just like Rohit did
then you’ll sell her fake love which = money
not really.. he was talking about a girl’s character.. I’m talking how dating for fuck is same as prostitution..and there is nothing wrong with it
tell me ur aim in life
and by this way you think all girls all prostitutes!
cuz all of them expect nice dates and gifts
To not have one – that’s my aim.. because my philosophy doesn’t believe in aims..I know what i believe in..
I don’t think they are prostitutes.. like I don’t think guys are in the same way as well..I see nothing wrong with either this or prostitution..
both are right according to me.. it’sa free world..I’m jst proving that what you want is from life is only a good fuck and some cash..
tu bimaar hai
ilaaj kara apna
bhai mating is human nature
at least I know what I want from life..at least I’m living a life according to my definitions..
we all need money
no you don’t..
you think you do..
you need food and shelter..not money..
and that comes from money
no they don’t..
they come from the ground and the sky..
then go and live on the streets
and go to a temple where they distribute food
“you need food and shelter..not money.. ”
I never said you can’t want money..I said you don’t need it..
there is a difference
pagal hai bhai tu
tere se bhais nahi kar sakte
tujhe kuch samjhna hi nahi
bas oppose karna hai
we all fuck
i just wanna do that in style
because that’s my aim in life – to not have an aim..
thats the best way to put it
I’m living my life.. what are you doing?
style = nice place, nice girl, nice everything
Living for money and sex? which do you think you need?
you’ll have all this by 40-50..
this isn’t your life..
your living someone else’s..
i am living mine
but this is something that i would like to have
that you think..
living is different from having..
learn that my friend.. it’s important..
bhai i have nothing worth living for
i shud jump off from a building
but that won’t solve the problem
I know..by finding something your own to live for will..
at least i could study some more
do something big
get people some jobs
be useful to the world
and then die
why? What would that do for you? why be useful?
i told you
for me, i would like a girl, and some money to spend
and then i’ll donate when i am done with my greed
so what?? Where is YOUR life in here???? I only see fuck, money and charity..
Where are you?
chal you have seen the movie, the social network
that’s all you do then..fuck.. that’s why I say fuck a prostitute so that you can concentrate on finding your life then!
he starts off
cuz he wanted to prove himself to his ex gf
fuck him I said..
live your own life..not what some asshole did..
get a life!!!!!!!
for that i need to complete my bachelors
you need to know why you need a bachelors..
then get a life!
mark zuck found what he “could” do only when he had the knowledge of his subjects
that’s what i lack
i don’t know anything
ur not Mark asshole..
i never learnt anything after school
get your own life.. and your own way of finding one..
bhai tujhe samajh nahi aaya
i need to know stuff
bhai tu life kab lega apni?
bhai life me kuch karne ke liye
kuch toh aahna chahiye
mujhe sahi me kuch nahi aata
there’s not much difference between me and any person who’s graduating from school this year
you’ll know if you think what is that you want or define life to be..
and it doesn’t start with money or end with fucking
it starts with knowledge
i know that much
i have learnt that
it started off with experience..not knowledge..
experience se start nahi ho sakta bhai
life starts with experiences..
wat life experience do you have!?
I learned from touching fire that you can’t touch fire.. I learned water ends fire.. I learned you need air to live.. this is life experience..
i got exams this week
will talk to you next saturday
get a life.. and I’ll sleep..